Things Girls Do That "ICK" Me Out
Us guys always hear women waffling about "icks" or "red flags" Well, guess what I got...
Reverse back to you! Get ready to be humbled. I hope this helps with your infinite list of things that "ick" you out.
Girls That Have an "Ick" List
Who the fuck do you think you are? Lol. Cmon girl, I don't care how fine you are, you have NO business having a list of over 100 icks in your phone. Even if you have the list in your notes, let's be real, the second you find a half-decent guy who will give you the time of day, you won't even glance at the list. You just want something to laugh about in the group chat. These lists are straight-up psychotic.
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ADDICTED TO NICOTINE?? LIKES PHOTOS OF WOMEN?? What are we supposed to do? What's wrong with throwing in a gum pillow and double-tapping on a rocket's picture? Us liking a woman's picture is us men doing our job, which is to give you attention to make you feel special so you don't ask us 100 times if we love you. And even if it's another girl's picture, why are you tripping? Are you that insecure?
Girls That Don't Offer to Help Clean
Coming from an Italian household, this is the #1 indicator of whether or not your relationship is going to work. I haven't had a situation where I've brought a girl with me to a family event and she didn't offer to help clean, but if I ever did, that girl would be blacklisted. Not by me, but by my family. This isn't "women belong in the kitchen"; this is basic manners. If someone cooks you dinner, at the bare minimum, you offer to help do the dishes. Just like when you go out to dinner with your friends' family, you don't order the 16 oz filet.
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The Annoying Friend Who Ruins Everything Because She's Not Getting Any
I don't know if this is an "ick" or not I just hate these types of people. It's called being a TEAM player. Every guy's been there, we know we're not dropping a triple double every night, but if our homie is hooping, we let him hoop. I don't know why girls can't do the same. If you bring her back to your crib and her crab friend is with her, your grits. You already know she gonna be sitting on the couch talm bout "ugh I wanna go home, I'm calling an uber, are you ready?" Then your chick says, "no I wanna stay," and then the crab guilt trips her into going home with her. Shit's goofy as fuck.
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A Group of Girls Yelling at The Same Time
You want to information out of Kim Jung Un? Sit his fat ass in a room where the only thing he can hear is the sound of a group of girls screaming in perfect harmony. Sometimes it's cute, I don't hate you for it, but that shit is annoying as fuck. I know what you're thinking, "but guys do the same thing with sports." Yeah, but that shit actually matters. Sometimes we're even financially invested. Finding out that Hailey got a text from a guy who's probably hitting up 8 other girls is completely irrelevant. Now, if one of your girls gets knocked up or engaged that's different, but not EVERYTHING has to be a perfectly harmonized scream.