"Just For a Minute! Just For a Second!" - No One On Earth Wanted The Solar Eclipse More Than Weather Channel Reporter Stephanie Abrams

Today I learned that solar eclipses really get the people going. Well, some people. Hey, to each their own. I go fucking nuts when Giancarlo Stanton launches a grand slam into outer space, why can't these people also have their passions? Millions tuned into Wrestlemania last night for an event that was entirely scripted and fake. Who are we are to mock the eclipse loving folks? 

Just close your eyes and listen to the last ten or so seconds of that video as you let your mind take you away. 

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Pure euphoria that she got to see it. Lost complete control of her body. She said the crowd was willing on the moon! 

"Just for a minute. Just for a second. But I'll take it! I will take it!" 

Words from the Weather Channel's Stephanie Abrams that will live on forever. Give her an Emmy now! 

Shades of Molly from Talladega Nights 

And Alice from Step Brothers

Stephanie Abrams, the Gus Johnson of solar eclipses 

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And then there's our guy Mintzy. Gonna guess he can't see anymore. 

Solar eclipses. Can't get enough of them.