Another "Eclipse" Another Disappointment

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Some people will never learn. I am some people. Every time this bull shit happens I buy into the hype, and every time it disappoints. The solar eclipse is a fucking scam. No one has actually seen a good one with their own two eyes. The only good ones you see are the ones they show you on the news in the middle of bum fuck Egypt. I don't think I've ever seen another country standing outside with 3-D movie glasses on staring at the sun like a bunch of idiots. Despite being in the eclipses path, as always, we saw nothing. The only person I know that got a good video of it was security guard Mike.

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Like this is what people get bricked up for? Wow! It got dark for 25 seconds at 2PM! Sick! It means nothing. If something dope happened every time we had an eclipse I'd be bought in. But nothing happens, ever. It's basically just an excuse to get out of the office for 5 minutes. Imagine if every time we had an eclipse a country gets teleported to another planet. That would make the eclipse go from being pointless to potentially providing world peace over night. Now, that's something getting worked up for.