Emergency Fashion Blog: Which Outfit Do You Like The Most?!

Welcome back my bros. That's right, the weather is warming up which means one thing and one thing only- fashion. And as the lead fashion blogger for the last 10 years, it is my duty, my job, my public service to the world to show you the latest trends in fashion. Last spring we did a deep dive into the new dresses of the season, like so:

I gotta say, hell of a dress.

While that dress could play anywhere such as work events, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs, other dresses that come across my desk are better suited for events like Grandma's funeral, such as 

Enhance?

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Grandma would have loved that dress 🙏

But I digress.

The main event of today's fashion blog once again focuses on Sofia Beverly who has quiteeee the decision to make, and I bet she is sitting at home thinking "boy I wish there were 100,000 perverts somewhere who could give me some advice!". Well fear not Sofia, we're here to help! 

So who do you got? 

Option A:

Option B:

Or good ol' Option C:

I agree with what you're all thinking, it obviously depends on what the event is. Who is getting married? Who is getting buried? Is it open bar? Will we be sitting in direct line of the AC for too long? I know the battle we fight, not knowing the full details before picking which one, but sometimes you just gotta listen to your gut (But not your actual gut, as we all have 6 packs, especially me, I have two 6 packs hmu Sofia). 

Mark it down April 5th, the first fashion blog of the season. Can't wait to see what new, innovative garments come across my desk at Barstool HQ next. Namaste.