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Deion Sanders Rips CU Football Team After Getting Email From Teacher Saying His Players Aren't Paying Attention In Class

You ever get in trouble in school and they send a note home to your parents? Then your parents read it out loud to you and you feel like the dumbest person on earth? I imagine this is a thousand times worse than that. Think about - you're playing football for one of the greatest, most outspoken athletes of all time and he's calling you out for being a lazy piece of garbage. (Chose not to swear there out of respect for Deion.) I can feel the embarrassment through my screen. 

I also love how Prime didn't just pull up the email, he had to send it out to get his signature stamped on the bottom. 

Branding is everything. As we know, Prime loves a metaphor so here are a few from that speech if you didn't get to watch…

"You present, but you ain't really there." 

"You on the field, but you ain't really doing nothing." 

"You in a relationship, but you ain't got no love." 

"You at the mall, but you ain't got no money." 

"Got a lot of ability, but no darn talent because you don't THINK."

Well said, coach. He then went on to rip their non-existent draft score which I'm sure cut deep. The good news is chances are these boys are going to be front and center from here on out. It's never too late to learn a lesson. Thanks for reading.