Confirmed: Big Cat is a MASSIVE Tit's Guy

Good Ole Tate walked over to me at the ass crack of dawn and asked me to show him my explore page. I know who I am. I don't give a fuck. I knew my explore page was going to be filled with fit birds and ball. Why wouldn't it be? I have NO shame in my love for ass and ball. In fact, if you're a single straight-male, how is your explore page not ass and ball? 

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It was obvious Tate knew what he was doing, and to his credit, it is an iconic video. But it had me thinking. What does an explore page look like for a guy like Big Cat?

Although Tate has "worked here" for years, he technically is the new kid on the block. I understand why he wouldn't want to barge into his bosses office and potentially expose him for being horny. Me, on the other hand, I have NO problem walking in and seeing if Cat still has some T left in that body. And boy does he ever…

NOW EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!

When you first start at Barstool you might find yourself in a position where you walk into Cat's office, ask him a question, and he just doesn't answer. Don't worry! It's not personal! He's just dialed in on the finest milk that the internet has to offer. I don't blame him! If I was in his shoes I'd do the same thing. Why do I want to listen to a wasteman ask me questions when I can get lost in Sydney Sweeney's gift from God. 

Everyone always begs the question "Ass or Tits?" and based of Cat's explore page alone, he is a SOLID tits guy. In his endless filter of non-stop knockers, there wasn't a single dump truck on the entire page. I can respect a guy like that. Stand for something or stand for nothing at all.