Local Man Naming All 456 Active NBA Players Is One Of The More....Impressive Thing You'll Ever See

There are a few words in the title I almost used before I settled on "impressive". Call him acoustic, call him Rainman, but I will simply call this impressive. The human mind is amazing. I'm not positive Dana Beers knows how to tie his own shoes. I am not convinced Dana Beers can name 12 former presidents of the United States. But I now know that if I ever need to know who the 13th guy on the Minnesota Timberwolves is, Dana Beers will know. And that is more impressive than any of that other stuff I just mentioned. Everyone can tie their shoes. Many people can name all the presidents. But does anyone know who Yuta Watanabe is? What about Goga Bitadze? Well, Dana knows. 

I don't even want to know how Dana learned or memorized this. Does he have a next level brain where he can just look at a list and he has a photographic memory? Is Dana pouring over box scores every morning, absorbing it all? Did he make index cards/flash cards in order to learn all the players for this video? Nothing about it makes sense, and I know Dana does not care enough to cheat to make this video. Like, there's a 0.0% chance he decided to do this by cheating. 

I'll say this- Barstool employees will never beat the model train allegations. Don't forget KB learning every profession of everyone who has ever been on the Bachelor

And everyone in the NFL's hometown

Meanwhile I don't remember what I ate yesterday. Special fellas we got here.