Father's Day Collection | T-Shirts, Hats, Polos, Crewnecks, Q-Zips and MoreSHOP NOW

Advertisement

Keisei Tominaga Fucking Rules, Is Going To Be A Star In The NCAA Tournament

Advertisement

There's no other way to put it, this guy fucking rules. He's the exact sort of guy who is going to be a menace in the NCAA Tournament. He's not afraid of any moment, he's not afraid to shoot if 40 times if he has to. He's not afriad of names on a jersey or anything like that. It's gotten to the point where Nebraska should build a statue for him. He's got people talking about Nebraska basketball. Do you know how impossible that is? You think Ty Lue or Eric Piatkowski (who was fucking lights out in NBA Live circa 2002) had people on a Friday night talking about Nebraska? I don't think so. 

This is why there's nothing like March. There's no other sporting event that has people becoming household names like Tominaga can be. It's not even like Nebraska sucks. They should be in the Tournament. They should be right around that 8/9 game. You do this against a 1 seed and social media will be calling you for to get drafted as a lottery pick. 

Oh and he's got the perfect celebration. The hands on the head going nuts might as well be the Jordan shrug in 2024.

Advertisement

The headband really makes it perfect. Build the statue, Nebraska. Make him your new AD.