Deadspin is Dead Again: Bought By A European Startup, Everyone Fired

Let me put on my professional pants right now. As a suit, sometimes I have to be the adult in the room and this is no exception. Sometimes I need to be the corporate mouth piece and give an official statement. And that statement is as follows:

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TAKE IT AWAY, DAVE! TAKE IT AWAY!!!!

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OH NOOOOO MISS PEACHES, DEADSPIN DIED FOR A 3RD TIME TODAY AND EVERYONE WHO WANTED BARSTOOL SHUTDOWN FOR THE LAST DECADE IS WITHOUT A JOB MISS PEACHESSSSSSSSSS

*Clears throat* Look, I don't want anyone to lose their job. Someone losing their livelihood is terrible. UNLESS you are Julie DiCaro and your entire life for the last decade has been dedicated to trying to get everyone at Barstool to lose their job.

And bought by a European start up is hilarious. Must've been pennies on the dollar. If I know Dave like I think I know Dave he will be on the phone with these Euros and buy the Deadspin IP for 50 cents, if it's even worth that. Look at their engagement, it's like looking at my own Twitter but they have 700,000 more followers:

The self-RT on the Draymond tweet being the only RT is insane. Whatever Sven and Olaf and the Euro boys paid for Deadspin might have been too much. But you can't put a price on killing an enemy, so thank you Europe. Deadspin, dead again. What a shame, a true shame.