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Over/Under 8 Weeks Until This Poor Guy Winds Up In Pieces In This Chick’s Freezer

I’m taking the under. All day.

6 weeks I think he tries for the 4th or 5th time to respectfully break things off with this girl, after realizing in week 1 he’s made a dire mistake, and she refuses to let him go. 

One thing leads to another, and “if I can’t have you, nobody can” gets said a lot, and next thing this guy knows his heads in the freezer next to the bag of Torino’s pizza rolls, and his arms are down by the Klondike Bars. 

Life comes at you fast. 

Let this be another warning out there to the fellas that NOTHING in this world comes easy. Especially this easy. And if it does, it’s too good to be true, run, and run fast, because you’re the mark. 

P.s.- the comments on twitter for this are great. You’ve got plenty of totally sane women who definitely don’t live at home with 12 cats chiming in how cute this is and what a genius idea it is. And you’ve got guys like Chuck here professing their love for this predator.