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Stand Up Simps, Natalie Portman Is Single

This is very sad day for Natalie Portman and her husband. Eleven years is a long time! Especially for a Hollywood marriage. Their divorce is fully finalized so it was super under the radar. I respect that. I feel like whenever Hollywood couples get divorced it's always super public and super messy. 

There has been no details about the divorce according to TMZ, so no one knows about child custody or anything like that. There were rumors swirling that the husband was unfaithful. Obviously, neither of them commented on it but the question still has to be asked. HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON NATALIE PORTMAN?

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This man's forehead is huge. He may have a huge forehead but a tiny brain. NATALIE PORTMAN. YOU FUMBLED NATALIE PORTMAN. 

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THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.

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I will just never understand these insecure men. If you're unhappy in a relationship, LEAVE. I know it's hard, but jesus fucking christ why would you choose to CHEAT instead? I hope Natalie is okay, and that she is getting through this alright. You got this, you're Lady Thor! 

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