Zah Discovered ID Verification is Required To Watch Porn in North Carolina...While Riding In A Car With 4 Other Dudes

Usually, when a group of men goes on a road trip, the car ride is full of harmonized singing, wild stories, and shitting at gas stations. However, that’s not the case when Zah is part of that group. 

Let me tell you the story: There we were, sitting in the car singing along to "Empire State of Mind," when suddenly we hear, “OH MY DAYS!” 

Filled with confusion, we lowered the volume of our song and asked him what’s wrong. In classic Zah fashion, he replied, “broooo you have to verify your identity to go on Pornhub in North Carolina.” At first, I thought he had seen a headline on Twitter, but sadly, I was mistaken. It was not a headline; he was just sitting it in the back of a sprinter van with five other dudes on Pornhub! Why????

Zah, my brother, were you really about to crank stick in the back of the car with all the fellas present? Was it a quick low-T test? Regardless, there are so many better places to watch porn than in the back of a car with five of your friends. I can’t even defend myself if he does crack stick; I’m sitting right in front of him. If he finishes on the back of my neck, does that make me gay? I don’t know. Zah, please just close your tab. Love you long time…For now.