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Rare Video Of Mark Zuckerberg Pretending To Be Human As He Goons Over Indian Billionaire's (The One Who Paid Rihanna $6 Million To Perform At His Wedding) Million-Dollar Watch

Source - Mark Zuckerberg was caught geeking out over a fellow billionaire's pricey watch -- and it's spurring quite a reaction online.

The Meta CEO and his wife, Priscilla Chan, were filmed making small talk at Anant Ambani's pre-wedding celebration weekend in Gujarat, India -- which included a rare performance from Rihanna, who was reportedly paid $6 million for the gig.

Everyone was dressed to the nines ... as was instructed in an alleged nine-page dress code -- but it was Anant's pricey timepiece that caught the attention of Mark.

The Video: 

The Facebook founder was seen practically drooling over the Richard Mille watch worn by Anant -- whose father, Mukesh Ambani, is Asia's richest man and reportedly worth $112 billion.

"You know I never really wanted to get a watch but after seeing that I was like, 'watches are cool.'" Well done, Mark. Well done. For a split second I thought it may have dawned on you that you are one the wealthiest men on the planet. Thank god his wife was there to normalize the situation. I will say this, I love Priscilla Chan. Despite it all she seems like a completely normal person. That said, I cannot STAND when billionaires make being a minimalist their personality. Warren Buffet? Idiot. Buy a new house. Elon Musk? Get a house. What's the point of all that money if you're not going to spend it. The same thing goes for millionaires. KFC? If I ever see you in LaGuardia stressed over a flight with a JanSport backpack on again I'm going personally rob you. SPEND THE MONEY YOU FOOLS. 

I guess Zuckerberg was only the tip of the iceberg when it came to rich guests too... 

Mukesh hosted a 3-day rager -- attended by VIP guests Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, Ivanka Trump and Google CEO Sundar Pichai -- in honor of Anant's upcoming nuptials to businesswoman Radhika Merchant at his home in Gujarat.

And while the festivities cost a pretty penny -- a reported $152 million…

Which is ironic because apparently the wedding took place next to "some of the poorest people in the world." The good news is the guy hosting the wedding bought them 51,000 meals for a communal dinner…not to mention the free Rihanna concert. I hear she's huge in the slums of Jamnagar. Anywho, credit to Mark for at least trying to act normal. You'll get em next time, champ. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go back to my personal slum in New York City so I can take shots at the next billionaire who doesn't act up to my standards. Thanks for reading.