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Alabama's Security Practiced for a Court Storming Against Tennessee Only for the Crimson Tide To Blow a Chance at the SEC Title at Home and Get Swept by the Volunteers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Imagine practicing your technique for a potential court storming — as a favorite, by the way — and then blowing a game you had an 84 percent chance to win in the second half to see your hopes of an SEC title likely dashed on your home court! Yikes!

What an awesome win. After already getting blown out by Tennessee once this season, Alabama treated this game like Game 7 of the NBA Finals all week and then got it shoved right up their asses by Tricky Rick and the Boys yet again. You absolutely hate to see it. At least the security team got some valuable practice just in case the Tide is finally able to take down a team it so clearly and correctly views as superior.

I suppose the best court storming prevention is to just go ahead and lose the game. Dixieland Delight is a song about Tennessee.