Kanye West's Wife Bianca Censori Paraded Around Paris Without Panties On While Wearing Sheer Stockings And Could Apparently Go To Prison For The Victimless Crime Of Showing Her Vagina

Daily Mail- Bianca Censori could face prison or a fine of €15,000 after testing the laws of exhibitionism in Paris. On Tuesday, the Yeezy architect, 29, wore her most explicit outfit to date as she went underwear free beneath a pair of sheer stockings during a public outing with husband Kanye West. 

Bianca did not attempt to conceal her genitals or bare backside in the garment as crowds of shocked onlookers rushed to take pictures. She also did not appear to be wearing a shirt or bra under a cropped fur coat as she returned to the Ritz Hotel with hoodie-clad Kanye after enjoying dinner at Ferdi.

While Kanye's 'muse' may be no stranger to exposing her body in public, her latest act could cause trouble with French officials if she is found in breach of their decency laws. 

Article 222-32 of the new penal code (applicable since 1 March 1994) stipulates: 'Deliberate sexual display in the sight of others in a place accessible to the public gaze is punishable by one year in prison and a fine of one hundred thousand francs. [€15,000]'

Nudity itself does not equal indecency, however, with the legislator stipulating: 'The charge has been worded in such a way as to rule out any possibility of proceedings against persons practising naturism in places specially designated for this purpose.'

I thought this was America France, people! Even though we live in a world where people can always find a way to be offended by something somebody else does, I thought a beautiful woman parading around with her private parts out for the public to see was still accepted if not encouraged in Paris. During Fashion Week no less!

Yet here we are. Poor Bianca has to worry about potentially getting thrown in the slammer and getting fined 100,000 Francs (which is about the same in US dollars) for dressing the exact same as Winnie The Pooh.

Seems like a pretty fucked up double standard considering a place like Paris has long embraced the female body being a piece of art while Winnie The Pooh has had no problem parading around the Hundred Acre Wood in what is usually described as a children's program.

Perhaps the French have simply lost their way during these turbulent times since Bianca is clearly a fashion icon as evidenced by this collection of definitely not absurd outfits.

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For the record, the pillow over the stomach was stolen from every fat guy sitting on a couch where he had access to a throw pillow and wanted to cover his gut. So if that look is considered high fashion, you can call my fat ass Derek Zoolander as I rock a hoodie and shorts today (yes. Zoolander was the only male fashion icon I could think of).

P.S. Writing the words panties and vagina creeps me out but as our fearless leader says, we are in the clicks and hard dicks business, so my hands were tied.