In The Least Surprising News Of All Time, It Turns Out Sex Icon Miley Cyrus Has An Entire Penis Room In Her Home

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What are some roles in movies or TV that people were born to play. Off the top of my head, Antony Starr as Homelander, Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, RDJ as Tony Stark, and Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods are clear choices.

Well, where would your mind lead you to find someone well suited for a cameo role playing a woman who was obsessed with creating dildos of former lovers? Someone who really is out in the open about their love of the male penis. Any ideas? Let's do a quick brainstorm.

I'd venture to say no one in Hollywood likes penis more than Miley. I'm not necessarily saying someone who craves penis the most, but more appreciating the art of the human penis. She was born to play the role of Tiffany Plancaster in Drive-Away Dolls.

(Entertainment Weekly) Cyrus appears as a fictional version of Cynthia Plaster Caster, the legendary visual artist who rose to fame for creating plaster casts of rock stars’ penises. (Some of her subjects included Jimi Hendrix, Pete Shelley of the Buzzcocks, and Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys.) Cyrus’ character Tiffany pops up in a trippy, psychedelic flashback, revealing that she likes to create dildos based on her former lovers’ genitals. One of her subjects is Florida Republican senator Gary Channel (played by Damon), who’s desperate to recover his own cast and make sure his penis doesn’t derail his reelection chances.

Not sure if the creators of the movie are lying to us when they say they had no idea she had such a passion for penis, but in the event they did not, well that's about as blind of a home run as you're gonna hit. I mean she's got a PENIS ROOM in her home!

“When we asked her to do the movie and sent her the script, we didn’t realize that she is a long time — what’s the word? — connoisseur, a student, an enthusiast for penises,” Coen says with a laugh. “She only told us after the fact. She said, ‘Yeah, man, I have a whole penis room in my house. It was profiled in Town & Country.’ We didn’t know there was such a thing as a penis room.”

Now what exactly does a penis room mean? Just a bunch of sex toys? Dildos bonanza? Paintings of penises? Just a bunch of drawings of dicks like in Jonah Hill's lunch box in Super Bad? All of the above? I couldn't find any pictures of said penis room online, but there's plenty out there about her love for sex toys.

(Pop Buzz) "I like sex toys," she declared. "I buy them for myself, but I end up using them for interior design. Sex and interior design go actually hand in hand."
She added: "When I come home, I get to choose what fucking colour the couch is and I couldn’t choose, so I picked all fucking three colours. And so that just really feels really good."

You use your own imagination there, but the woman clearly loves penis. Her love of cock might rival some of the great porn stars of our time. Some people love sports. Others thoroughly appreciate the culinary arts. Miley loves penis. If that doesn't make her a sex icon then I don't know what does.

Alright enough penis images, let's end the blog with Miley. God bless her.