Online Dating is Making Men SOFT!

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Society keeps getting softer and softer. Look, I get it, online dating works. Shit, my cousin found his wife on a dating app, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a soft move. I'm not going to lie; I've made my fair share of profiles, but each profile has a life expectancy of 2 days. I don't know how people do it. How do you not feel like a weasel swiping right on over 100 girls a day? What happened to the game I love? These online dating apps are making men soft. Anyone can swipe all day and send cheesy DMs, but it takes a man to reach down in his pants, grab his balls (figuratively), and approach the girl he wants.

The young pups these days will sit at the bar and drool over some girl the whole night and not even say hi to her. It's sad. Instead, they'll wait until they overhear someone say their name so they can look them up on Instagram and "slide in their DMs." WAKE THE FUCK UP; this is real life, go say what's up!

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I'd rather walk up and get rejected than send some weasel-ass DM and pray that she answers. Fuck that, sack up and find out right then and there. But the worst part of it all is when the girl doesn't open the DM, and the guy will say "she didn't leave me on read, she never opened it" …..C'mon dawg WAKE UP!

Even if you swipe right, get a match, do all the cheesy DMing, she still might not be who she appears to be online. What if you take her on a date and she has the most annoying laugh you ever heard? Or what if she didn't show her teeth in any of her pictures, and when you two sit down, she's got the same set of teeth as a meth head? When you approach a girl in person, you don't have to worry about any of that. You'll know within the first two minutes if you like her, and vice versa, and if it doesn't work out, fuck it, move onto the next one. There are way too many fish in the sea to waste your time swiping and thinking of the perfect response to a DM.

It's time for men to start acting like men again.