Craig Carton Says He Knows A Dysfunctional Problem That Blew Up The Eagles Season And Either Needs To Say It Completely Or Shut His Felon Mouth

So NY radio host/convicted felon Craig Carton was spouting his mouth yesterday about the Eagles having some sort of significant, unfixable problem that led to their season's epic collapse. His word were so ambiguous around the bush but the natural reaction is there was allegedly a violation of man code in the locker room. Which means somebody on the Eagles allegedly swooped in and hawked another player's bird. Third translation if Carton or Smitty both don't make sense: A main player on the Eagles fucked another main player's wife/girlfriend/biddy. 

All hearsay, but some serious shit if it's all substantiated. That kind of dick slinging tomfoolery just doesn't fly in any locker room. Good thing Adam Schefter was on the case immediately: 

Well...that should settle that, right? "None of that 'S' happened!" according to Adam Schefter and Adam Schefter's X-rated source within the organization. It's not like Eagles players were selling counterfeit concert tickets to their teammates and families which caused a rift in the locker room. Any other dysfunctional issue should be resolved amongst men, like men. 

Unless, of course what Carton is alluding to has some truth and he keeps on running his mouth...

Hey Craig, I'm not a journalist. Hell, me barley evan a righter - me fail english, that's unpossible! But why is Craig Carton throwing out the most casual hints at something DISASTROUS within the Eagles locker room? EITHER SAY IT OR FUCK OFF PAL. The Eagles were 1-6 down the stretch. It was one of the most painful downfalls and collapses from any team in Philly sports history. The Philadelphia Eagles will ultimately be listed as the "Cause Of Death" on countless Death Certificates in the Delaware Valley (including my father's when that time comes). As a NY Sports Radio Host, you don't hold the right to have this power over our heads. Either unleash hell, or get the hell out of the way.   

Freakin' NY jabroini radio, man. Remember when 'Mad Dog' for NO REASON stated he'd quit his job on the spot if the Phillies blow a 2-0 then 3-2 series lead in the NLCS vs the Diamondbacks then queefed out the second Arizona won? 

Yeah. Fuck NY. Go Birds.