MUST Buys From The Barstool St. Patrick's Day Collections
1. BARSTOOL SPORTS X '47 BRAND HITCH ROPE HAT
If you're in your mid 20's or early 30's and your hairline is receding this is a must buy. No point in trying to cover it up with your thinning hair just for it to be ruined by one gust of wind. Don't try to be a hero, make the investment, and set yourself up for a great day of boozing.
2. Let's Rage Hoodie
This is one of those things I like to call a 'no-brainer.' This hoodie couldn't spell out 'Smoke' better if it wanted to. There are two things I love in life: my family and raging. Plus, if you're in a cold city like Chicago, you know you're going to need a jacket, so why not buy one that sets the tone?
3. St. Mooktrick's Day
Now that you have your hat and hoodie for the day, it's time to pick out what you're going to wear once you get inside the bar. St. Patty's Day is a sweat fest. Once you step inside the pub, you might as well bring out the inhaler and start puffing. The last thing you want is to be in a sweaty-ass pub with a hoodie on, which is why you need the St. Mooktricks Day Tee. Not only is my dog handsome, but he looks like a leprechaun!
4. Nips
It's nips on your nips. Need I say more? Whether your chugging or looking, nips are always undefeated.
5. Nobody Does Chicago Hoodie
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I haven't been this excited for a holiday since Christmas when I was 8 years old. St. Patty's day in Chi-Town has been on my bucket list for awhile, and this year I get to pound green beer next to a green lake what more could you ask for?
6. BARSTOOL CHICAGO X '47 BRAND HITCH ROPE
This is the one for me. If this hat isn't on my dome on St. Patty's Day I'm a fraud. Best city, best hat, and best color (for the day).
7. BARSTOOL SPORTS HARP TEE
This shirt is me. What do I love? Barstool and splitting the G with my boys. Nothing spells out lets have a fucking day quite like a Barstool Sports Harp tee.
8. CAN'T DRINK ALL DAY POCKET TEE
Everyone loves a T-Shirt that tells a story, and there's no better story than starting your morning with a cold one. Plus it's got the pocket to hold your… well you know.
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9. IRISH SLAMMER HOODIE
You can't say you did St. Patty's day without doing an "Irish Slammer" lmao.
10. READY TO ROLL SPD TEE
If your St. Patty's day isn't ending with a little 15/15/30 what are you doing with your life? Buy the shirt, and buy in to the 15/15/30 lifestyle.
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