Sydney Sweeney Has Me On All Fours Howling At The Moon

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Look what do you want me to do? My hands are tied. I can't ignore Sydney Sweeney in her prime. We've seen too many actresses come and go that we took for granted at the time and now wish we could have back. I say it about Megan Fox all the time- we had a few good years of Megan Fox before the explosion of social media, and then she disappeared for a decade to get married and have kids, and she's back now but we missed 10 solid years of Miss Fox. Well I am not going to let that happen with Sydney Sweeney. If she breathes, someone at Barstool Sports dot com will be there to cover it. We must appreciate fine art in its time, and not wait for it to pass before we look back. That's my pledge to all of you- as god as my witness, we will not be Fox'd by Sweeney! 

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PS: I still haven't seen Madame Web yet but all the reviews crack me up, it seems like a can't-miss. One of those "how did this get made with A-listers" type of movies that I love.