The Dodgers Can't Stop Glazing Yamamoto As They Gave Him A Standing Ovation After His 1st Spring Training Bullpen, Even Though His Fastball Is Flat

The Dodgers really are going to become the Villains of Major League Baseball. You have Mookie Betts out here saying we are going to be everyone's Super Bowl, which is just untrue. There are so many games in baseball and the Dodgers aren't that special. The season hasn't started yet and I am already sick of the Dodgers because everything they do is supposedly the greatest. This guy Yamamoto threw a bullpen and got a standing O. Everyone can relax. 

Instead of applauding, why is nobody talking about how flat his fastball is? I wish I was kidding you but I would hit that shit right up the middle. The man is like 5'5 and people will have a field day against him. And yes of course I am jealous he is not on the Yankees. 

Speaking of the Yankees, we have the equivalent to Babe Ruth on our team and we aren't glazing his first batting practice. This is going to sound so stupid but the Dodgers might be too good and will put too much pressure on their team. The Padres weren't even close to the talent the Dodgers have and everyone thought they were going to be so good because of all their All Stars and they didn't even make the playoffs. 

As I wrote that, I just remembered their first 3 guys in the lineup and thats Mookie Betts, Shohei Ohtani and Freddie Freeman. That is just the top 3 and we're all fucked. But lets stop celebrating a bullpen session. Smack him on the ass and tell him that was incredible. But you are putting a huge target on all of your backs acting like this.