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Giannis Will Never Stop Being Horny For His Significant Other, Even If He's Talking About Scratches All Over His Arms

I'm 99% sure Giannis isn't technically married yet but he's basically married. The man is also perpetually horny. He will waste no time to bring up something sexual with his significant other. 

And you know what? Good for him. I say this as a man who has been married for 7 years at this point. It's long enough to stop you for a second, but also well aware that there are people who have been with the same person way longer. That's why I say this is a beautiful thing. You could get bored with the same person, blowjob bell or not. It's called spicing things up and keeping things fresh. 

Now we have him talking about foul calls and how he gets beat up similar to Jokic. Not exactly breaking news here, but two guys who can get to the rim and play inside get beat up during games. They get fouled ... a lot. Welcome to basketball. But look at Giannis. Some may say it's corny that he had this lined up, not me. I won't go there when it comes to true love for Giannis. He will never waste a moment to express his horniess for his significant other. Good chance he gets Thanasis to give him a couple extra scratches in the locker room to make him look better. 

Forget the win or getting the ultimate locker room/good vibes guy in Pat Bev. The moment Giannis starts talking about being horny, the Bucks are in a good spot. This is when you know he's figuring it out and the locker room is loose. They already won a title, so he knows what it takes. Let Pat Bev hit clutch free throws, give Giannis scratches and the Bucks are favorites again.