The Number 1 Reason The 49ers Lost The Super Bowl - This Couple Wearing Trey Lance Jerseys Who Claimed To Have Sex In The Parking Lot

I've blogged about this couple before: 

So it's no surprise they claim to have sex at the Super Bowl. Anything to help grow your audience and make more money. But I got a problem with them. They were Cardinals fans, went to a Cardinals game and left to have sex because they were bored. Fine. I get it. The Cardinals suck. Sometimes the moment strikes when you're surrounded by a bunch of people wearing football jerseys. Then you go to the Super Bowl and...

You wear 49ers stuff? 

Is that a Trey Lance jersey? You couldn't find someone on the roster? Fake fans like you read about. Pretty sure a Brock Purdy jersey is easy to buy and you can at least act like a 49ers fan. But there's gotta be a level of respect here. I'm not talking about constantly having sex outside. I'm talking about picking a team and sticking with it. I hate fans who jump from team to team just because their original team stinks. Then they are a mush and decide to dap up your biggest trade acquisition and his elbow basically explodes. 

Think it's also worth noting that they are 0-for-2 while having sex at football games. If I'm a 49ers fan and I'm looking for people to blame, I'm starting right here. Forget Kyle Shanahan having no idea how the new overtime rules work. Everyone knows you win or lose a game based on juju. This is bad juju. Flip-flopping Cardinals fans and are now on a losing streak. 

Congrats on the sex or whatever though.