ATHLETE: Jeff D Lowe Put On An Unbelievable Performance, Taking 7 Minutes To Make Two 3-Pointers

I'm not here to throw stones, my athletic days are long done. I broke my foot stepping out of an Uber. I have the muscle tone of wet macaroni. So no, I don't know how long it would take me to make two 3 pointers. But I'll tell you this, I think it's mathematically impossible to do worse than my Trivia King Jeff D Lowe, and the D stands for "doesn't even make it to the rim". 

His lack of adjustments is honestly impressive. What's that phrase, the definition of insanity is if you do something the same way and expect the results to be different? Well then put JDL in a straight jacket and throw away the key.

I respect it though. Jeff D Lowe has never claimed to be an athlete. His favorite thing in the world is eating a tub of popcorn and stuffing napkins in the movie theater seat. He's never boasted any athletic prowess. But 7 minutes?! You would think just by the powers of the universe and the law of averages a ball would accidentally fall into the hoop. Maybe this is simply the worst luck ever? Like just by some miracle of the unexplainable, every single shot missed. Some things you simply cannot explain and I'm going to chalk this up as one. 

And you know what? If JDL is happy with it, I'm happy with it too!

Again, as someone who throws out their back brushing their teeth I am not throwing stones. But if I don't beat his time, put me in the dirt ASAP.

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