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The Worst Team In The NFC Is Closer To A Super Bowl Than The 2nd Best Team In The AFC

Being the GM of the Kansas City Chiefs has to be what? Top 5 easiest job of all time? This mother fucker Mahomes is dishing out touchdowns to bag boys from fucking Walmart in the Super Bowl and they're WINNING. 

There’s no point in watching the NFL if Mahomes is winning Super Bowls with MVS and Mecole Hardman. I don’t know why God made him so good at football because it’s ruined the game. If your favorite team is in the AFC you might as well lube up now because you’re fucked. It’s ok, I’m fucked too, but at least we can get fucked together. It doesn’t matter who your team signs in the off-season, as long as Mahomes is playing QB you don’t have a shot. As far as I’m concerned, the worst team in the NFC has a better chance at making it to the Super Bowl than the 2nd best team in the AFC. What's the worst you have to go through in the NFC? Hurts? Dak? I wouldn't say either of those guys suck, but they're no Patrick Mahomes. If one of the bottom barrel teams in the NFC drafts the right QB, they might end up with the best QB in the conference. Where as if you're a bottom barrel team in the AFC it doesn't matter who you draft, he ain't gonna be better than Mahomes. 

I've seen this movie before, I lived it for 20 years with Brady, this is the same story, only this time the villain is stronger, faster, and flat out better in every facet of the game. There's no denying Brady's greatness, but Patrick Mahomes is the greatest QB of all time. 

Welcome to purgatory! We're all fucked!