Taylor Swift Chugged Her Way Into Every NFL Fan's Heart Last Night

I guess it's better late than never but man I wish Taylor Swift did this months ago when she first turned Travis Kelce into Taylor's Boyfriend and led to countless complaints about her being shown on TV for less than a minute during a 3+ hour game. I personally thought the biggest superstar in the universe dating a superstar in America's biggest sport a pretty big deal. Yet people were upset about an outsider pop star getting air time on the game that took over The Lord's Day.

But as we've learned countless times, all you have to do to win over America is chug a beer. That's how Dana Beers became a household name in the Barstool Universe. That's how that smokeshow made the US Open a topic of conversation that didn't involve someone winning the championship. And that's how Taylor Swift finally acquired the final Infinity Stone of the American public for her gauntlet: The NFL fan.

P.S. There should be a running tally about who is America's Sweetheart like the WWE Champion. I think Taylor has already had the title for a while. But tonight won over the people that reacted like this when she appeared during Post Malone singing "America The Beautiful" and could lead to a longer title reign than Hulk Hogan had in the 80s.