Congratulations To This Beautiful Bride On His Special Day At The Waste Management
It's 2024 so I don't want to make too many assumptions here. But I'd venture to guess we're looking at a fantasy football loser punishment here.
And while typically I'm under the belief that fantasy football punishments are a classic case of an idea being significantly funnier and "epic" in theory rather than practice, there's a chance this one actually pays off pretty well for our beautiful bride here. Because if there's one sporting event where a Joc Pederson look-a-like wearing a dress really plays, it would be the Waste Management.
Sure, it might be a little uncomfortable throughout the day. But this lucky fella is likely going to have all of his drinks paid for all day. At this point, everyone else at the tournament has already seen this dude on the broadcast. It'll be like a "Where's Waldo" situation, and once people see him in the flesh it'll be like running into a celebrity. He might have to deal with the onslaught of taking photos with every single bachelor party group at the tournament today, but most of them will at least hook him up with a drink. Wearing a dress is a pretty small price to pay for getting free drinks from random dudes all day. The ladies are going to be pissed once we figured out their secret plan.