Our Data Guy Mike Grier Joined TMZ To Talk About Shane Gillis

You guys all know Grier, right? He's our top data guy here at Barstool. He "does the numbers", as Kevin Malone would say. That's the extent I know of Grier's job- when Dave asks for numbers, I ask Grier, and then he sends me the numbers and I send them to Dave. He also helps with the "Out of Order" sketch show. A man of many talents, if you will.

Well today he went on TMZ to discuss them trying to re-cancel Shane Gillis. And fun fact about Mike Grier- he isn't the most serious spoon in the drawer. So he decided to offer TMZ his services, as they have been going at Gillis the last couple of days over his years-old audio that led to his dismissal from SNL.

And the appearance went as great as it could possibly go:

#ThankYouGrier.

I cannot even imagine his plight as a liberal woke Canadian. He just wanted to talk about Drake's massive hog but Shane Gillis had to ruin it. Prayers up for Mike Grier, but I'm proud of him for going on TV to fight his battle.

Just another day at this silly company where the Data Guy goes on TMZ to talk about Drake's dick. Namaste.