A Fully-Clothed Strip Club Is A Billion Dollar Idea & You Can't Tell Me Otherwise

I put this clip from our most recent Sundae Conversation with Mr. Rick Ross on Instagram last night and got a variety of comments and texts varying from a bunch of folks saying it's either a straight up moronic idea (much like Rick Ross thought) or saying it is, in fact, a GENIUS idea. Much like many things in life it seems water always finds its level with an idea like this though I would like it on record that I think this is a BILLION DOLLAR idea and I'd love to explain why in a proper blog while not being interrogated by The Boss himself.

So my idea for the fully-clothed strip club is basically to bring back the STRIP in STRIP CLUB. 9/10 times when you walk into a strip club in the current day you are walking into a plethora of workers there either already naked as they roam around trying to get the fellas to join them for a lap dance which is all fine & dandy, but I want to actually see the strip! As I've said countless times on Only Stans there are few greater allures in life than seeing boobs for the first time and that's the biggest thing I want to bring to Foreclosure Gentleman's Club...the reveal! 

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Picture yourself walking in to a room full of ladies in whatever attire they'd like! Football jerseys, pantsuits, a Canadian tuxedo, quite literally WHATEVER they want as long as they're fully-clothed and then the actual stripping itself happens in the back room where lap dances normally occur! Call me crazy but I'd happily pay just as much if not more for a striptease than I would a lap dance. The environment in general would be more welcoming than current strip clubs are as well theme nights and a great food menu. Hell maybe even tapas? Tatas N' Tapas? Not a bad name! Mardi Gras night? NFL night? Christmas night? The possibilities are literally endless at Foreclosure Gentleman's Club.

THINK ABOUT IT!