Inside The $2.5 Million Dollar Super Bowl Suite
TMZ - Rich people are gonna feast like it at the Super Bowl this weekend ... 'cause the luxury suite that comes with a $2.5 MILLION price tag will be fully stocked with the finest grub!!
Some lucky media members got an inside look at the expensive box that'll house 20 wealthy football fans when the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs face off at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas on Super Sunday ... and they certainly won't have empty stomachs by the end of the night.
The spread consists of some bomb-lookin' items ... from a surf-and-turf buffet with wagyu beef and lobster to carne asada fries, seafood stuffed potatoes, bacon-wrapped hot dogs, cheesecakes and your classic souvenir popcorn, according to reporter Luke Sawhook.
Honestly, $2.5 million for this suite almost sounds like a bargain. For a Super Bowl in Las Vegas. An event that the richest people travel from all around country to attend. I know there's a football fan out there who wipes his or her ass with $2.5 million. I know there's somebody out in Vegas who is going to hit that this week. You could even pay for the whole suite with a modest bet of $30,000 on Kadarius Toney 2 TD's at +9000. You saw his interview from the other day. Rarely can you get odds that good for a #1 receiver in the league.
Who do we think ends up taking the suite? I feel like it's going to be a celebrity. Take noted die-hard Chiefs fan Taylor Swift for example. I can picture her and a shirtless Jason Kelce deep throating some wagyu hot dogs together. Perhaps owner of Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy will splurge on the suite. I feel like Matthew McConaughey is liable to show up at any sporting event at any time. According to Google, Jeremy Renner is a San Francisco fan. Maybe Kyle Juszczyk's wife Kristin will use the money she's made from selling her fancy coats.
Or maybe Roger Goodell is a big enough villain to take it for himself. I'd have no choice but to respect that move.
If I were ever going to go to a random Super Bowl, I'd hope it was in Las Vegas. Part of me is starting to think that they should just play every Super Bowl is Vegas. The scenes surround the city are just too good. They have a brand new state of the art stadium. The NFL is no longer pretending that gambling doesn't exist. There's a million things to do outside of the game. It's probably a shit show on the strip, but I feel like that just adds to the scene. The celebrities will be out in full force, and we'll get to see which lucky fan ends up with the privilege of dropping $2.5 million on a 6 hour experience.