Is Drake Participating In Tik Tok's Hottest Trend: "JELQING" Aka Stretching Out Your Dick To Make It Bigger?
MetroUK - Jelqing refers to penis-lengthening exercises where you stretch your penis with either your hands or weighted devices. It sounds painful, and apparently it is painful, but this hasn’t stopped the practice from taking over TikTok in a dangerous trend.
PAUSE, but the biggest thing on the internet right now is literally Drake's massive dong. In the video that's gone viral, Drizzy is wrangling that thing like he's a reptile specialist picking up a reticulated python that's wriggling away. It's a federal crime to watch the video, but if you happen to see it, you'll never forget what you saw. The video is so shocking, people are questioning the legitimacy of Drake's fire hose. Which brings up the question, "Is Drake Jelqing?"
Jelqing is the process of attempting to stretch out your dick by gripping it tight and cranking it by the head. According to the news, Jelqing is the hottest trend on Tik Tok, which means if the news is reporting on the latest craze, the trend has come and gone. So as a trend setter, Drake would have been so early to Jelqing that he's already reaping the rewards of a big ol' dick. The only piece of evidence that leads me to believe Drake isn't on the trend is I haven't heard him on a song, rapping about it. Drake's the type of guy to have a verse about how hard life was before and during the dick lengthening process. Talking about how he'd stay up late nights to stretch out a couple inches.
Explaining why it’s so dangerous, Dr Maragouthakis told Metro.co.uk: ‘Taking a flaccid penis, gripping the head and pulling it in different directions can lead to micro-tears and create more damage to the penis.‘People think these tears will fill up with scar tissue and make their penis bigger, but that’s just not true. Handling it so aggressively can cause injury and won’t make it bigger, there’s nothing scientific to back this up.’
This trend, in theory, makes sense. Jelqing is supposed to be like going to the gym for your nozzle. Imagine how emasculating it would feel to those around you if you walked into the weight room and threw some plates onto the squat rack all for your cock meat to get a few reps. The definition of intimidation.
Everything that's old, is new. This trend feels like it was ripped straight from the monks that tie bricks to their schlongs and stretch their peckers like a rubber band for discipline. Are all those monks packing heat? Until there are proven scientific results, I suggest everyone make their dicks big the old fashion way - finding the right angles both during sex and while taking a dick pic. Which maybe that's all this is? Drake using smoke and mirrors to create an optical illusion. Whatever we have to tell ourselves to feel less inferior to the man who truly has it all.