An Alleged Drake Dick Pic Has Leaked And He Has A HAMMER

Nothing spells Tuesday morning better than blogging about Drake's dick. Everyone calls me a Drake meat rider for my OVO owl tattoo, and it never bothered me, until today. The man is packing a fucking hammer, and as one of his biggest fans I have to say, it's unfair. You can't be the greatest artist of this generation, be 1 away from Michael, AND have a SHLONG. Bro doesn't even care that it got leaked. Shit, I wouldn't either, if I was packing like that it'd be my profile pic. What the fuck is going on right now, I'm blogging about another mans meat. I can't do this anymore. Moral of the story is, Drake has a horse cock, and he might be the first ever non-pornstar to benefit from their dick being posted on the internet. 

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Also, what a chess move by grabbing it by the base and not the body. Takes a G to know a G. Congrats on another #1 hit Drizzy.