Lost In The Story Of Kansas State’s Upset Win Last Night Is Their Training Staff Having A Magic Potion For Removing Blood Stains

Kansas State deserves all the credit in the world for their overtime win last night. The environment is top tier in the Octagon and always has been for a normal game, when it’s your in state Top 10 in the country rival, in a game you must have to boost your NCAA Tournament resume it’s going to be the best environment it’s been all season. Jerome Tang is now 11-0 in Overtime games, which is insanely impressive and maybe even more impressive is he won’t take credit for the wins instead gives it to his players and staff.

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Which if you’ve been around him or heard him speak shouldn’t shock you. Just a terrific leader and captivating personality and very easy to see why he’s had success with The Wildcats thus far. 

Anyway, while Kansas State’s win was the main story. I feel like whatever is in this bottle that removed blood in an instant has more of an appeal to the country than just a basketball game. 

I need to know what’s in this. I also feel like even if I do find out, I’ll be sworn to secrecy. This is a massive advantage for a team to have. Normally a player has to come out while they change into the blood jersey etc etc. Kansas St does this in two seconds, right back out on the court. Legit I thought I was watching a magic act. 

Can you imagine having this as a grown man like myself who cuts himself shaving in a shirt and tie before every wedding he’s gone to then dabs paper towels the entire ride to the reception? What about high school kids trying to hide coming home from a fight in high school ? Also does it only get out blood in 3 seconds? I feel like a potion this magic doesn’t stop there. Food stains? Wine? What can’t it do? What’s in it? Why is it not in a bottle? We need to know and we need to know now! 

Final note: Tylor Perry is giving off MASSIVE Markquis Nowell vibes and seems like a guy who can carry them to a week full of wins in the Big 12 tourney