Taylor Swift Released The Track List For Her New Album, Featuring Post Malone And Florence + The Machine

WOWOWOWOWOWOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW. I've melted through the floor. So much to process and we don't even know what these songs SOUND LIKE.

First of all, Post Malone and Florence + The Machine features??? Blown away. I'm a NOTED Post Malone stan so I'm thrilled to combine these two worlds together. 

Let's address the real shit:

• A TRACK FIVE SONG CALLED "SO LONG, LONDON"? Is she trying to put us all into cardiac arrest? If it wasn't Joever before, its JOOOOOEVER now. 
• A song called "Down Bad"??? will this be upbeat? Or sad? Is it about sex? I NEED MORE
• "But Daddy I Love Him" this is legitimately a quote from the Little Mermaid. It's also a quote I THINK, from The Notebook? Honestly every sad scene where the protective father is protecting his daughter from the fuckstick loser who probably doesn't deserve her time (but sometimes does), this phrase is uttered. 
• I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) - girlllll, haven't we all been there. This one is going to go nuts based on name alone
• THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED - oh my god. Could it be about Joe? Could it be about Scooter? KEEP YOUR HELMET, KEEP YOUR LIFE SON(S)!

I'll reserve judgement on the rest for now, I don't want to make too many assumptions before we know anything about this album apart from words. But I mean....SO LONG LONDON? Holy shit. I don't know what the fuck Joe Alwyn did, but it sounds like we're about to find out.