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Caleb Williams Wants To Be A Washington Commander

 

MY DAWG CONGRATS.

Enough said. That's all I need to see. Caleb Williams wants to be a Washington Commander. Will not sign with the Bears, will not play for the Bears, hopes the city of Chicago blows up, despises beefs, and hates Ferris Bueller. Caleb loves monuments, Ben's Chili Bowl, and lack of representation Congress. 

The mind games the Bears get to play until the draft are next level. There are plenty are teams that need a quarterback and the Bears get to play every team against each other. Lying to every GM, trying to keep the leverage despite the rumors Caleb won't play for them. 

But then here's the question- let's say the Titans have the best package for the number 1 pick, would the Bears really trade down to pick 7 and lose out on Marvin Harrison Jr? Wouldn't they be best situated to just take MHJ at 1? Or do they take a lesser package from someone like the Patriots at 3 and hope it goes QB/QB 1-2? And then the Bears obviously get their WR at 3…unless Washington trades out of number 2 for someone who wants MJH and completely fucks over the Bears. 

There's so many cool things that can happen. At this exact moment I don't think the Bears take Caleb first overall. But who knows, maybe he goes to Chicago and falls in love with deep dish pizza and changes his mind. Commies then get Drake Maye and pray to baby Jesus he's our savior. But for right now, it appears Caleb wants to come to Washington.