A Group of Venture Capitalists Are Starting An Olympic-Style Competition That Would Allow Steroids, HGH And Other Performance Enhancing Drugs

Holy shit this sounds awesome! We’ll be there no matter what. From my research aka watching the Social Network I know Peter Thiel is the guy that invested in Facebook early on so I’m just gonna assume he’s very smart and that this plan will work smoothly! 

Say what you want about the negative effects of steroids but seeing a bunch of elite athletes juiced to the gills competing and setting world records* (obviously with asterisks) would be incredible to watch. Literally the steroid era of baseball (by far the best, most fun era to watch) but with other sports? Count me in! I like the sports they listed but let’s add a few more to the mix! How about baseball? They said combat sports but which ones? Wrestling? Boxing? MMA? Let’s do all of the above! Lets take the greatest athletes this world has to offer and pump their bodies with steroids, HGH, whatever performance enhancers they can get their hands on! Let’s see the maximum physical capabilities of the human body/mind. Rob McElhenney even wants to do a docuseries on it!

The behind the scenes would be amazing. Would basically be a real life version of the scenes leading up to the final fight in Rocky IV where Drago is basically being turned into a robot hooked up to all these wires on the treadmill and pumping anabolic steroids into his veins as he’s hitting a punching bag with world record setting power. I’m all in on this. No hiding from the truth. No BS. No such thing as a “banned substance”. Let’s give the people what they want! (I really hope no one dies of a heart attack)