BREAKING: Tommy Smokes Does NOT Fuck Dogs!

NOTE* I know everyone in the office is rolling around in the mud right now, so I feel like it is important to clear some stuff up about one of my coworkers. 

On today's episode of The Bracket, we debated the best things in life that start with the letter D. One of the many options was none other than mans best friend, Dogs. During the debate between dogs and double d's, we got this wonderful nugget from Tommy Smokes. 

With context, it might make sense. In Tommy's brain, the only way he can assign value to anything is the level of sexual gratification he can squeeze out of it. So when it comes down to boobies vs beagles, I guess I get it? 

You can watch the full ep here: