Nicky Smokes

It's Tough Being The Best Non-Professional Athlete in The Company

Not to beat my own meat, but I'm like Michael Jordan in this bitch. Anytime we play a sport, my team always wins. Some people wanna label me a try hard, I just label them a bitch. What's the point of playing if you're not trying to win? Oh you just wanna have fun? Go jerk off then. It doesn't matter

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It's Tough Being The Best Non-Professional Athlete in The Company

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