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Before I Retire From Going On Benders, I Am Asking Three Of My Co-Workers To Fulfill My Dying Wish

Since I moved to Chicago, I've done nothing but try to be good at my job and go on benders. Last weekend was no different from the other 15, but this time when I went to transfer money out of my savings to buy drinks for any girl that's an 8 or higher, I noticed a new notification on my banking app.

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Before I Retire From Going On Benders, I Am Asking Three Of My Co-Workers To Fulfill My Dying Wish

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