Ole Miss Kid Introduces The Most Diabolical And Effective Free Throw Distraction Yet - The Balloon Penis

We're talking about a rivalry game here. You think the Egg Bowl is all fun and games until you remember the football version was decided by a man pretending to take a piss in the end zone

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Now you're talking about the basketball version last night that came down to ... free throws. Mississippi State needed to make two to tie with a few seconds left. Bricked them both. Think we can look directly at the balloon penis for the win. It's a genius move. These players are used to shooting with people going crazy behind them. You see arms going all over, screaming, balloons going in the air. But you never see the balloon penis. It was an all game thing too. 

You leave it all out on the floor during a rivalry game. Look at this manager:

Or this security guard

This is how you show up. This is why college basketball is the best. Just a bunch of idiots impacting the game from the sidelines. It all starts with balloon penis guy though. You set the tone early and everyone joins in. 

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Now imagine if balloon penis guy threw a horns down. That's what's going to happen next year in the SEC. Rodney Terry might cry on the court as he's getting people dick wiggling in front of him with a horns down. #CumToTheSip