What a Trivia League Would Look Like If Dave Wrote The Questions

I'm not going to lie, I kinda wanted to see what the Triv League would have looked like. Just imagine Dave being a host and having to come up with a 120 different questions every week? Sign me up. Here's a glimpse into what the Triv league would have been like if it came to life.

1st category: Morons

Question: This fucking moron spoiled the ending to a $1M PPV reality TV show.

Question: This fucking moron put a camera in the shower and almost filmed Big T naked

Question: This fucking moron rips his shirt every time he's on a live stream

2nd Category: My Bets

Question: I mushed this team into the grave when I bet $1M on them to win the Super Bowl

Question: I shit down everyones throat when I bet a $1M on them to beat Alabama

Question: How much money do I stuff in my suit case at Saratoga?

Make a Wish Hires

Question: The only reason why this lucky little prick has a job is because the Heat beat the Celtics in game 7 of the ECF

Question: This person got hired solely because I had beef with this off shore betting website.

Question: This person was hired over a rant about the NJ transit 

Guess My Mansion:

Question: Name the cities of my 15 mansions

Pizza:

Question: What did I score the slice of pizza when the crack head with no arms walked by?

Question: Which Pizzeria holds the highest rating?

Question: What toppings do I like on my pizza?

Answers:

Mintzy

Big Cat

Brandon Walker

Bengals

Michigan 

Doesn't matter I lose it all

Nicky Smokes

Brandon Walker

Frank The Tank

Trick Question I have 20 Mansions

8.0

Monte's Restaurant

None just cheese bitch