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WAKE UP BOYS: NEW DUA LIPA TEASE JUST DROPPED

God went crazy when he made women. I mean my God, look at her. Absolute smoke show, and she knows it. Only if she was a stoolie.... But until that day comes, I'll just sit back and pray. 

It's one thing to be bad as fuck, it's another thing to know that you're bad as fuck, and she knows she's bad as fuck. Her confidence is through the roof, as it should be. If she ever tweeted me I'd make Drew Wells look like Shakespeare.

This might be a hot take but I don't give a fuck. She is the hottest girl alive right now. Debate a fucking wall. Good luck arguing against my evidence:

There's 1,000 other videos just like this but if I go through them I'd have to leave work. 

You're Welcome,

Smokes