DOWN GOES PITINO! DOWN GOES PITINO! The Man Hates Losing So Much He's Now Collapsing To The Floor And Taking Out Knees

A week ago Rick Pitino poetically said he'd rather jump into the cold and die of frostbite before he lost by 1 again: 

Well, it happened again: 

We need a full investigation into this video. Did Pitino get tripped? I don't think so. He just collapses. His body doesn't know what to do when he loses. This is a man who would rather die or at a minimum blow out his knee. Vet move to grab the knee and play it off that way. I haven't seen anything saying he's injured and he went through the handshake line so I'm just gonna take it as a 70-year old man hitting the floor. Shit, I'm in my late 30s and would easily blowout a knee or two if I hit the floor like that. 

All I know is the guy next to Pitino should consider himself lucky. He was a half inch away from getting his legs taken out that would make Roger Goodell throw a 15-yard penalty. You don't want to be the guy who Pitino becomes pissed at after a loss. This is why we needed Pitino at St. John's though. We actually want to watch St. John's and Pitino is always going to deliver something. You don't know what's going to happen, could be a quote, could be this, could be him going nuts. The fact is college basketball is better with Pitino around.