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Challenge Accepted - Dion Dawkins Is Encouraging All Of Bills Mafia To Be Drunk By 4pm On Sunday, Wants Life To Be Hell For The Chiefs

This right here is truly The Most Dangerous Game. You're asking a group of people known for jumping through tables, well-known for drinking plenty of beer, to be more drunk than normal a smooth 2.5-3 hours before gametime? Forget the $20 per hour to shovel out the stadium again, give them free beer inside. That's worth just as much probably. 

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We know this is the first time Mahomes is going on the road. It's also the first time that this iteration is coming to Buffalo with fans there. Good luck. That's all I'll say. We're a game away from the Bills playing for a Super Bowl, it's worth bringing it up a notch. Shit, think about the only reason the Bills are hosting this game. 

I don't even think you need to ask Bills Mafia to have a whole different level for this game. There's a bunch of people who have Chiefs fatigue, Mahomes fatigue, whatever it might be. Plus, it's not like we have to run through the Bills history in the playoffs. Whether it was being eliminated by the Chiefs, 4 Super Bowl losses in a row, the Music City Miracle, it's not exactly great times. They deserve one. We deserve Bills vs Lions, strictly because of how bad it's been. 

Plus, he makes a better point here. The Bills get to stay home and eat wings. That's gotta be worth a couple points

Gonna be a bad day to be a table and beer in Buffalo. But you heard the man, no one sober from 3:30 on.