Le'Veon Bell Tells Kyrie Irving That His Bet Is The Reason He Had a Bad Game
Lmfaooo welcome to sports betting Le’Veon! Poor guy is probably cold as ice right now. Keep your head up champ, keep firing away, you never know when you’re going to get hot.
I love how Le’Veon has already accepted defeat. He knows, as we all do, it’s not about the game plan the opposing coach cooked up; it’s about which side we bet on before the game that determines the outcome of the game. Before last night's game, Kyrie scored more than 30 points in each of his last 5 games, but unfortunately for Kyrie, Le’Veon had enough of that shit and put the vodoo mush on him. I’m on Le’Veons side here. I truly believe that I posses powers that alter games. My gambling group chat hates me for it. My ability to jinx (aka mush) a game is on some Harry Potter shit. If I say 3 words about your bet you might as well roll up your ticket and wipe your ass with it because it’s dead.
I’m glad Le’Veon has discovered his super power. Use it wisely Young padawan. Don’t use it on friends, but on enemies. Which is exactly why I’m betting on the Bills this weekend.