Roadside Hookers In Italy Ordered To Wear Luminous Vests So They Can Be Easily Spotted By Drivers

Telegraph- Their normal attire consists of high heels and mini-skirts, but prostitutes touting for business on roadsides in Italy have been ordered to start wearing glow-in-the-dark vests so that they can be spotted by passing motorists. Sex workers who refuse to wear the luminous vests run the risk of being fined up to €500 (£360). The order has been decreed by authorities in Spino d’Adda, a town just south of Milan, where working girls line up along busy main roads. “Sex workers should be treated the same as road workers and obliged to wear clothes that render them more visible,” said Luciano Sinigaglia, the deputy mayor of the town.

What’s the real motive here?  I can’t seem to wrap my brain around it.  Lots of mind games at work here with the politician who is ordering hookers to wear luminous vests on the side of the road so they can be seen.  He’s either very concerned for the well being of sex workers and wants them to be safe while they offer blow jobs to men on their daily 9-5 commutes.  Or he wants them the be easily spottable because his wife is a real bitch and refuses to have sex with him and he wants bought-and-paid for hookers to be easy to find.  I’m guessing it’s the latter.  Either way, big time win for Italian hooker community.  Part of the reasoning for the vests might be to discourage prostitution because they won’t want to wear the vests in fear they’ll be spotted by the police but the entrepreneurial hookers will see the benefits.  The easier they are seen, the more money they’ll make.  It’s simple marketing.  Hard to see hookers when they’re hiding in the shadows.  But strap a bright yellow vest to yourself and the money will start pouring in. We’re talking more blow jobs in a day than they can handle.  These hookers should take advantage of their new found visibility. Go get ‘em!