COLLAPSE COMPLETE: The Once 10-1 Eagles End Season 1-6 Via A Shit Kicking By The Tampa Bay Bucs

Historic collapse complete. 

Heading into this shitshow on this skid of all skids, I asked the Eagles to give us glory or show us mercy. The worst thing possible would be a half-assed, lucky win over a Bucs team that really isn't that good and would thus ensure Sirianni's safety thru the offseason. Welp, at least the Eagles came out and made it easy for everyone. It was still painful, but mercy will ultimately be delivered. There's a way Siranni survives, but there's also no way Sirianni survives. It's a shame as he's made the playoffs in all 3-years of his head coaching career, but anyone who actually watched the Eagles the last half of the season knows the truth. The second half of the season featured some of the worst prep, game calls, motivation, and overall coaching we've ever seen in any sport. 

And that's that. Now we head into the offseason which is going to feature all the Philly sports radio sanity around coaching, Hurts being the guy, and overall rational Eagles talk. Enjoy the rest of the NFL season. Mercy has been delivered. 

Let's go Sixers. Let's go Flyers. Spring Training starts in 29 days. Let's get through this, together. 

PS - Cut Bradberry and sign this guy for when he gets out of prison in 2046: