The Falcons Have Interviewed Former Patriots Head Coach and Six-Time Super Bowl Champion Bill Belichick

This is the weirdest tweet I've ever seen. If you showed me this in the days after February 5, 2017, I don't think my brain would have even been able to process it. But here we are, with the Atlanta Falcons interviewing Bill Belichick to potentially be their next head coach.

I don't think there is anything I could say about Belichick that isn't extremely common knowledge or hasn't been said on this website thousands of times before. It's Bill Belichick. For whatever the Patriots' shortcomings have been the last few years, I think virtually anyone whose brain is even partly functional would agree going from Arthur Smith to this guy would be a pretty solid upgrade.

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I just want to know at what point in the interview Super Bowl LI was brought up and by whom. My fan fiction version of how that went down is Bill walked into the room, plopped the ring down on the desk in front of Arthur Blank and Rich McKay and said, "If I had been on the other sideline, this would have that logo on it."

Bill points behind Blank and McKay to the large Falcons insignia adorning the wall

"Let's make sure the next one does."

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Does that not get the blood pumping straight to your dick? I'm ready to kick off the 2024 season right now just thinking about it.

Bill Belichick. Justin Fields. Kyle Pitts. Drake London. Bijan Robinson. All of this could be ours.

Let's make it happen.