I AM A REAL AMERICAN!!! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN (OR WOMAN TRAPPED IN HER CAR)!!!
What a story here, huh? Some asshole swerves through traffic to hit an exit they were about to miss, clipping and flipping a 17-year-old girl's car in the process - and Hulk Hogan comes outta nowhere to help save the day?! Rocking an nWo shirt no less?!
If that were me, I'd think I was killed in the accident and the Hulkster was some kinda fever dream to make me more okay with my sudden death. I mean, who's gonna walk out next? The Ultimate Warrior going to help lift the car too, in full facepaint and tassels?
Thank god Hogan (and his pal Jake) were there to help, though - maybe all this good publicity means the Hulkster is ready for one more run in the New York territory! Now than Triple H is in charge and legends like The Rock/CM Punk have recently returned, anything can happen!
If The Rock is stealing the Roman Reigns match from Cody Rhodes, and CM Punk is stealing the Seth Rollins match from him, maybe the Hulkster will put Cody over to "finish the story" eh? After he gets at least one win over Cody first - of course.
Seriously tho - kudos, Hulkster!
P.S. This clip of Troopz and Expressions singing Hulk Hogan's theme (to mock us as American was getting their asses kicked in the World Cup) makes me laugh every single time….