Rock Solid Plan: Tyreek Hill Won't Let His Balls (Testicles) Freeze Off Tonight Because He's Simply Not Going To Think It's Cold Outside

I know the whole football guy thing is to not wear sleeves, but that feels limited to linemen and/or maybe the quarterback. I don't care if I'm soft, I don't care if people want to make fun of me. I'm bundling up as much as possible if I'm playing a football game when it's like 0 degrees out. Sleeves? Give me all of them. I'll add 20 pounds to myself in the clothes I wear. 

Gotta say though, this is one way to attack it. Hill is smartly worried about his balls. We all would be worried about our balls in the freezing cold. This may sound crazy, but I don't want to find out what happens if my balls do actually freeze. Just something I'd like to never experience, up there with jamming a finger or twisting an ankle. Weird difference here is you ice up a jammed finger or twisted ankle. 

Oh and you think Chiefs fans are worried? Let's check in on them 

I don't care who you are, I know athletes are trained to think whatever they want. Cold is cold man, I feel confident in saying that. You can try to trick your mind until the first time you get a gust of wind in your face. I also can't wait to see Frank/Nicky turn this into the reason the Dolphins lose if they do. Tyreek will either go for like 180 yards or 19 and have a brutal drop because of this. 

And yes, I'm aware I'm fully saying this as a man wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt and sitting inside on a heated recliner. My balls are just fine too, thank you very much.